Stop Starring At Me!

When someone is starring at you, don’t you want to just flat out ask them why? I was at dinner the other day with my family and our server would just stare at me while at the table. It happened so much that my sister asked me if I knew him. No, I did not know him, I have never seen him before in my life! Times like these I wish I was a mind reader. Did he think I was funny looking? Did I have something in my teeth? My fiance was sitting right next to me so I hope he wasn’t starring at me to get my number, but it kinda seemed that way. If that is true, pretty bold to try that move on an almost married woman wouldn’t you say? If you couldn't tell I was with my fiance with my ring on my finger and our PDA then you need to get your eyes checked. And since your making appointments you might as well get your brain checked out too, you dumbass. Remember that a few looks are flattering, but doing it consistently and you are just becoming a creeper. So, please waiter guy, stop fucking starring at me. If you have something you want to say, say it already, or keep your eyes to yourself!