Pee Wee Herman

I just saw Pee Wee Herman on Jimmy Kimmel. He actually made me laugh, which also makes me question my morals. (But, that's a whole other issue.;) Well, that guy is the definition of a creeper. Webster's should really look into that as an add-on to the word in the dictionary. Creeper- i.e. Pee Wee Herman. Anyways, he was on the show with the same outfit and whiney voice that he once became famous for. How annoying. The sad thing is that I swear I had a Pee Wee Herman doll growing up. Is that a true fact mom? If so, who the hell bought it for me? It must have been a last resort gift because who would give a young little girl a Pee Wee doll? But, this is me we are talking about here, so chances are pretty likely that I begged for the damn toy. haha Anyways, on the Kimmel show I also noticed he was wearing a wedding ring. Who the fuck would want to marry that guy? Can you even imagine being his wife? I would take my car and run over him and his damn bicycle. Save the world. Kill Pee Wee Herman. Sounds like a good motto doesn't it? No, I don't actually want him killed. The world was just better off when he was out of the public eye. I didn't miss him. Did you? If you answered yes to that I want you to think of Pee Wee Herman's laugh. Got it in your head? Good. That's punishment for your stupidity because its all you will be thinking about today. You may even start laughing just like him. Trust me. I know.