A Black & White Little People Western

I'm one of those people who has to sleep with the TV on. My fiance hates it. So, to make it so the screen isn't as bright he puts it on the A & E channel. During the nighttime hours they play old black and white movies, so it totally helps the brightness issue, but we also turn the sound down all the way, so I just end up having to guess what the characters are saying. Well, I happen to be the world's lightest sleeper so I wake up at least 5 times a night and sometimes I can't fall back asleep right away, so I will unfortunately move my eyes towards the TV. Have you ever had the privilege of watching those movies? I mean, they are on at like 3 am, so you probably haven't, but they sure do put some shit on there. One time I woke up to a black and white little people western. What a fucking combination huh? Like the whole plot wasn't interesting enough by itself, but I got to make up my own dialogue too. While creepishly laughing on the inside, I tried lip reading the movie for about a half an hour before falling asleep again. I have to say, as shitty as some of those nighttime movies are, I give this one props for keeping my attention for more than a few minutes. Who wouldn't be intrigued by a little people western?