My Knees Are Shaking

My knees are shaking and my body feels like it’s shutting down. I have H1N1 so I have to go home. Really? REALLY?! People actually buy that bull shit? Since when did “shaking knees” become a symptom of the swine flu? Although, I do think he had the flu, but it’s called the bottle flu, which this guy seems to be very acquainted with. I mean, this guy really is one of the best bull shitters I know. He deserves like an Academy Award for being a good bull shitter, but I don’t know how some people can believe some of the bs that comes out of his mouth! I’ve known him long enough to tune out most of it, but seriously, some people are just clueless and plain old dumb when it comes to thinking about the truth of things. And not even so much as the truth, but anything that can remotely be believable. When he came to work the next day I asked him how his fake H1N1 was. He said he never told people he was sick in the first place. So I guess everyone in the store just pulled that story out of their asses huh? Regardless, “shaking knees” will constitute as being the lamest excuse ever to leave work early. And I will forever make fun of him for it.