My Liver Hates Me

It may not be a wise idea to make a pre New Year’s, New Year’s resolution. (Try saying that 10 times fast.) I’m just saying it could be a bad idea. In my case, my liver hates me. My friend Jenny and I, for some reason, decided it would be a good idea to go out more and get out of our comfort zones. I guess that also means drinking. I have had alcohol 3 days this past week. If this is going to be a trend in my new found personality, you may need to enlist me in AA. 3 days may not seem like a lot for most of you, but for me, that’s more days of drinking than I do for one whole year. Not to mention the amount of money that my liver seems to be filtering out. I think we need to add a clause to this pre New Year’s, New Year’s resolution: Only drink when someone buys it for us. Sound good Jenny?