Not Down With the Cool Kids

I never thought that being 24 would really constitute as being old until I walked into the theater for the midnight showing of New Moon. It looked like a middle school cafeteria up in there. Not only were the youngins starring at us for our age, but we also adorned Twilight t-shirts. We might has well drawn a L on our foreheads for god's sake. We thought kids these days still made t-shirts for this kind of thing, but apparently not. We were so not down with the cool kids. It's like we had one of those moments when your parents are trying to do something they think is cool, but you get so embarrassed because they look like fucking morons. Yeah except we were like the parents this time. At least we could be less conspicuous and sit in the back of the theater. God forbid we were to draw anymore attention to us. Needless to say we will not be attending anymore midnight showings of this most appealing saga.