Rudolph is Dead

My work started playing Christmas music today. We have to listen to it for 8 hours straight, 6 days a week, until Christmas. You get into it and sing along for the first few hours, but after that, it just starts going downhill. There's only so many ways you can sing "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer." Makes me want to go hunt for the Rudolph fella so I can bring it to the taxidermy, put it on my wall, and be like "haha suckers, Rudolph is dead, what are you going to sing about now?" Plus, every 3rd song they were playing was sung by Hilary Duff. That chick should have just stuck with the Lizzie McGuire character. It was the only thing she was half way decent at. Listening to her whiney voice is like nails on 10 chalkboards. Christmas music is supposed to be cheerful, not make someone suicidal. But, seriously, listening to the same songs over and over and over again makes me feel like a grinch. So, Bahumbug.