Bombard Us

(I would like to thank Jenny for being a contributor to the following post.) Women just want to be pampered and have a little romance in their lives. If any men are reading this and they feel like they are stuck in a rut with their woman, keep reading and you will find out (in detail) EXACTLY what you need to do. When we get home, or walk into the room, you need to come right to us, grab us, and start kissing us. (And all before we even have a chance to put our purse and keys down.) Then we want you to put us up against the wall and make us feel like you have never wanted us more as much as you do in that moment. That’s really all it takes to get back into the groove. I know it seems like a movie clip, but women want to feel like they are in a movie. So, do it. Just because you’ve been with a girl forever, doesn’t mean you’re too good to just make out anymore. Girls like kissing, get used to it. The moral of this story is that you basically need to bombard us. Just remember one thing though, don’t overdue it because we will eventually get annoyed and you will be back in your rut again.