I've Been Shot

My fiance shot me. Yep. I’m still in shock about it too. He said it wasn’t intentional but I think when you point a gun at someone and point the trigger right at them, I’d say that constitutes as being intentional. We were just chillin at a Halloween party and he was playing around with an airsoft gun. I guess he thought it would be funny to shoot me in the bare stomach from 3 feet away. It hurt like a bitch. The spot turned into a big, purple welt instantaneously. Great. I was only a freakin belly dancer for Halloween and he shot me in the god damn stomach. Well, doesn’t that welt just look fucking attractive next to my belly jewels. I was so mad, I wanted to just crush his nuts. It’s been a few days since the horrid event, and the welt is still there. If the thing leaves a scar, my fiance will never live this down. On the bright side of things, at least I can say I’ve been shot right?