My Turkey Toned Arms

I get pretty buff during the holidays. Those 20 lb turkeys sure do a number on my arms. I get to go to work and get toned arms at the same time. It’s like they are paying me to work out. Sure it’s not the conventional weight lifting system, but weight is weight whether it’s a turkey or dumbbell. Maybe I should make a workout dvd. If my method works for me, maybe it will work for others. Who wouldn’t want to watch a workout dvd that also features food? Food is appealing and eye catching. I will call it My Turkey Toned Arms. Yeah, that sounds good. And the plus side of lifting turkeys over dumbbells is that you can eat it after you work out with it. And turkey is good for you, so it’s a win-win situation! I predict I have a best seller on my hands...