Muffin Top

If you have a muffin top I demand that you stop wearing low rise jeans. For one thing no one wants to see your fat hanging out on either side of the jeans. I don't care that you are fat, just wear more appealing pants. Low rise jeans accentuate your muffin top. For another thing, I really don't want to see your crack. Wear some goddamn pants that fit. I don't care if they had a sale at Wet Seal. Just because they are $15 doesn't mean you should get them. You’re basically paying $15 for people to see a show of your crack. That's the kind of thing other people should be paying you for. So, please for the sake of the world's eyes go out and get some normal fucking jeans. Trust me, you will be amazed on how much better and skinner you will look.