My 960 Calorie Consumption

I just consumed 960 calories. Do you think it was from a nice meal at Outback? Oh, how I wish. How about a Big Mac meal from McDonalds? Nope, that is definitely not it. I just had a 7 oz. bag of Tootsie Rolls. I swear to God Halloween season can fucking kiss my ass. There’s candy all around me and I don’t have the strength to say no to all of it’s deliciousness. I didn’t even realize that I kept eating them, it became so habitual I kept popping them in my mouth, one after the other. I finally snapped out of my candy hypnosis and decided to check the nutritional facts on the bag. It says that there are 6 servings per bag. Holy fucking cow. I’m going to gain back all the weight I have lost just by eating all this candy in the past few weeks. This madness has got to stop. First the candy corn took a hold of me and now these damn tootsies. Well, with the holiday season quickly approaching and my wedding dress having already been ordered, I need to snap out of this candy funk fast before it gets too outta control. I guess I better make some extra trips up and down my magical weight loss stairs. They seem to be doing wonders for me so far. ;)