I’m Too Nice To Hit Someone

I’ve always wanted to take a martial arts class. Yesterday I was highly considering it, until I realized it was only a good idea in theory. I want to get into better shape and that would be the perfect outlet for it, plus it would get me out of the house more. But, this particular martial arts program is pretty hardcore. Getting the shit beat out of me does not sound appealing at the moment. I also think I’m too happy and nice to beat/hit someone. The only reason I know about this place is because one of my friends is a member. He was trying to sell me the benefits of joining but it’s no walk in the park. He always has bruises and black eyes and his body is always sore. Umm, I say no way to getting a black eye. You can hit me anywhere but the face and the stomach...well maybe. Plus, you could just brush my arm with the slightest touch of hand, and I’d probably get a bruise from it. That’s how easy I bruise! So I’m thinking it’s not one of my brightest ideas, and I’ll have to put it on the back burner...for now at least.