Would You Like Some Pie With Your Cool Whip?

Give me a container of cool whip and a spoon and I will eat the whole thing. Hell, you can give the container without the spoon and I’d still eat the whole thing with just my finger. I freakin love cool whip. Thanksgiving happens to be prime cool whip season, which makes me love the holiday even more. I will take a piece of pumpkin pie and put at least 3 big scoops of cool whip on it. My fiance always asks me if I would like some pie with my cool whip. I often respond with a “yes”, but only a wee-bit. God forbid the pie was to mask the flavor of the cool whip. I would not let that happen!
*Side note: While typing this post I kept writing “piss” instead of pie. So try re-reading it with the word “piss”. You’ll get an extra laugh...or two.