I am the Shit.

I like to act like I’m the shit sometimes, especially when it comes to things involving music. Sunday night was my first time playing Green Day Rockband, and since I’ve become increasingly better at regular Rockband, I decided to sing and play the drums on Medium right off the bat. After a few songs I started getting real cocky and told Jim I bet I could get 100% on Expert. Because obviously I think I’m the shit. I was getting in the upper 90th percentile on both and my non-existent ADD was kicking in so I decided I would put my cocky words into action because dude, Medium was so fucking easy that I could have ripped away the guitar from Jim, played all 3 with my eyes closed, and still be amazing. So, I put the microphone away and put my focus to the drums, which I like to call my specialty. Instead of jumping right into Expert I thought I would ease into it with one song on Hard. Piece of fucking cake I thought. The song started and instantly on the screen it was like a bomb of notes exploded and debris was falling everywhere at 100 mph. O.M.F.G. I failed out within 20 seconds. If that was only on Hard then what the fuck does Expert look like? Well, I wasn’t about to find out since failing out pretty much killed the mood for the game for the rest of the evening. So much for being the shit.