Keith Urban is a Woman

I have yet to see a picture of Keith Urban where he does not look like a woman. My friends are in love with him and think he's the hottest man alive. What the hell. Seriously, it looks like a blind person cut his hair. You would think that he would be able to afford at least a semi-decent stylist. I also think he has a womanly figure. I swear he has a little curve action going on there. And what is with the fancy jeans? I don't think guys are supposed to wear jeans with fancy stitching and embroidery on them. I know a few dudes in my real life who prefer that style. Just so you know it doesn't make you come off as a bad ass. You may think I feel this way because I despise country music, but regardless of any music genre, I would tell you if someone has the hot factor. Keith just doesn't do it for me. I am actually googling images of him as we speak to try and change the way that I feel about him. On one of his cd covers he actually looks like a freakin kangaroo. What a way to give a shout out to your hometown Keith! After going through 10 pages of images my final conclusion is that he was indeed born a woman and takes testosterone pills to grow that scruffy beard.