It Just Wanted Some Wind Through It’s Fur!

I'm driving down the freeway when I notice the car in front of me has something hanging from underneath it. I really wish I hadn't seen it at all, because this was a major distraction. I couldn't keep my eyes off it. I just had to know what was flopping in the wind on this tiny little Honda Civic. To get a better look, and I went over to the next lane and started to speed up and get in front of it. I look in my rearview mirror and it looked like some kind of furry animal. I thought for a moment and took another look. O.M.G. I swear it was a raccoon hanging on for dear life to the undercarriage of the car! Wow. Either it was actually still alive and wanted to get some wind through it’s fur, or it somehow got impaled to the thing and just happened to look like it was hanging on. Or these people are slightly on the redneck side and put the thing there on purpose. Either way, I was perplexed at the sight of the thing all day.