One Big Fruity Pebble

One gay tattoo on your wrist…$125
One voice transplant…$24,670
One guy that will remain single forever because there is no one in this world that is stupid enough to date him…PRICELESS

That Casey guy from the Bachelorette is one big fruity pebble. Who gets a tattoo for a girl he barely knows, and puts stars or dots or whatever the hell they are along with the tattoo to represent the guys that are still on the show?! Wow, maybe he should have just kissed each guy passionately instead, because at least that isn’t imprinted on your skin. Try telling the story of that tattoo to your future girlfriends, I mean boyfriends. Oh and let’s put it in one of the most conspicuous places ever, like right on your damn wrist. You must be one smart cookie dude and have fun trying to hide that one! And what the hell is wrong with your voice? Do you have a permanent cold? If I were you, I would get a voice transplant STAT!