Because I'm classy like that...

The following is an actual text I sent to someone the other day:
“I forgot to tell you earlier but I’m going to have to un-invite you to the wedding…for many reasons…one being the guest list is out of hand…and since we are no longer friends anymore it only makes sense that you are the first one to go. Oh and if it makes you feel any better, your buddies got the ax too. Sorry!”
Some of you may think that’s probably not the best route to take for a situation like this, but if you knew the guy, you would understand. In fact, I was keeping it classier than I wanted to. And just remember, don’t fuck with me because I can play the game better than you can imagine. Toodles!