Just call me "Emo"

I find it extremely hilarious when I write a blog about someone or something, and people think, “hmm, this sounds an awful lot like me!” What tickles me even more is when they get all paranoid about it and go all emo on you. That is why I write in this thing people! I like to make people second guess their dumbass actions or at the very least, laugh hysterically at their moronic selves. If I can make a fool out of myself on here, then in my book, everyone else is fair game too. I may not want certain people to read this thing, but deep down inside I secretly hope that they become by number one fans. Thanks to the stupidity I like to call as the “Dallas and Lucy Escapades”, I have interestingly funny and true things to talk about. And if you get upset about the things that I write, I would like to offer you a tissue for your pathetic tears, along with a big slap in the face because you are taking yourself, as well as me, way too fucking seriously. You should be the one thanking me really. I mean I did point out almost all your flaws and now you have time to correct them, right? And I DO get a cookie for that. Go me!