I'm the Butch One

Is it weird that my best friend and I thought it would be funny if people thought we were a lesbian couple while we brought our nephew to the zoo? Well, it was just another typical day in the life of Shannon and Jenny. I am always trying new experiments out in public, usually dragging Jenny along with me. I like to get people’s reactions, because number one, I don’t care what people think of me and number two, it gives me an interesting plot for the next blog post. Anyways, Jenny looked all cute with her tank top, skirt, and hair all down and pretty, while I was wearing knee length board shorts, a plain old tank top, and my hair in a pony tail. Obviously, I’m the butch one in this scenario. She was the typical mom who carried our nephew throughout the whole place, while I was the dad with a backpack that had a Spiderman patch on it and a camera around my neck. Our nephew could totally pull of being Jenny’s kid, with their matching blonde hair and all. But, unfortunately, we didn’t get as many lesbian looks as I had hoped for. The only looks we got were looks of being too young to have a child of our own. Meh. Oh well. Maybe my next experiment will yield better lesbian results.