Cheetah

Breaking news. Tiger Woods has changed his name. His name is now Cheetah. lol Seriously though, how come all ya’ll are surprised at this story? He is a big time athlete, who is always traveling, and has a lot of money. Did you honestly think that he would just turn his head every time a hot, or in his case, the sometimes not so hot, girl throws herself on him? I don’t care what anyone says, but any man out there would find a temptation like that hard to resist. It’s like the world has never heard of a cheating athlete or celebrity before. It’s like the freakin talk of the town. Ya’ll need to back up off him and let him breathe so he can get (it) on with his life. Geesh.