F.U.P.A.

F.U.P.A. is not a good phrase to have stuck in your head. Since it constantly seems to be on my mind lately, it's like it's all I notice. Pretty sick thing to notice huh? Well, don't blame me, people need to just stop talking about it because it is fucking grossing me out. Especially when people are aiming it at one particular person, you can't help but cringe when you're around them. Plus, it reminds me of a song parody. It's called "F.U.P.A." but sung to the tune of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. (Pretty fitting group name huh?) "Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a F.U.P.A. like me?" No, I really don't wish that kind of thing on anybody actually! So please, no more F.U.P.A. talk because we really might need to carry a travel size bottle of scope around with us for every time we hurl in our mouth when we spot one. In fact, I may just do it anyways. Ya know, to be on the safe side.