Put Some Clothes On

I only need a few short sentences to get my point across for this one. Dear roommate, please stop walking around in your camo boxers. My fiance calls them shorts, but they are very, very short, therefore, they are boxers. I do not want to see your hairy legs. I’m also afraid that I might get a glimpse of something else one of these times, which I just might have to kick you out for. So, please put some clothes on. Thanks.