Please Don't Fan Your Ass

Sometimes couples get a little too comfortable around their significant other. Most of the time, I would say it's a good thing you know each other so well, and that you feel like you can be yourself. But, sometimes you have to draw a line. Now, I don't particularly care if you fart or burp around me. People do it. It's not the end of the world. However, when I see you walking toward me, fanning out your ass, we may start to have some issues. Fanning your ass after a nasty fart does not keep it from venturing near my nostrils. I'm still going to get a whiff of it, we both just need to deal with it. So please, no more gestures. The fart alone is bad enough on it's own.