Fart and Quickly Walk Away?

I hate when you walk down an empty grocery aisle and it smells like someone totally ripped ass. What I hate even more is when you keep walking down that stanky aisle and someone approaches your direction. You know they are going to smell it. And you definitely know that they think you are the culprit. You even hope this person doesn't look at you and cringe in disgust. I know it's happened to every single one of you. Not cool. Just because there is no one in the aisle does not mean you can sneak one out without being noticed. They do tend to linger ya know. Sometimes I feel like someone actually shit their pants and stuffed their dirty underwear behind the cereal boxes. At least that would explain why it actually smelt like someone put one of those stink bombs in the aisle. If you really have to let one out please go to the laundry aisle with all the pretty smells. Maybe that will mask your horrid bodily odor. I think the game of "fart and quickly walk away" happens at my store more often than in others because we have alot of elderly who probably can't control that kind of bodily function. But, if you are not apart of that demographic then I say go out and get some gas-x or colonic or something because I'm sick of you stinking out the place.