I Have the Triple Threat

This might be too much information for some of you to take, but I’m getting the triple threat today. I have felt like shit this whole week with a nasty cold and I can’t even breathe. Then I woke up today and noticed that it looks like I’m getting a cold sore on my mouth. GREAT. Not only do I have a cold, but now I’m getting a herpes outbreak too. Just lovely. A few minutes after that I got yet another lovely reminder about what day it actually was. Shit. I’m getting my period today. It all has to happen at once doesn’t it? My day consisted of snorting Afrin up my nose like it’s freakin cocaine, putting chapstick just underneath my nose because I look like Rudolph who got wind burn, and poppin Midol like it’s candy so I don’t just freak out about the whole situation. Now that’s what I call a bad day!