I Won't Pee My Pants After All!

Note to self, make sure you go pee before you play hide and seek. My niece decided she wanted play hide and seek outside, in the dark. Well, it was my fiance’s turn to be the counter and we girls had to hide somewhere. My dad has a lot of trees in his back yard so I decided to just hide behind a tree. So I spotted one and start running to it and noticed it’s a lot smaller than it seemed from far away. How the hell am I supposed to hide behind that tiny thing? I almost decided to find another tree to hide behind when all of a sudden I had to pee so bad I thought I was just going to pee my pants right then and there! I knelt down to ease the pressure and was hoping to be the first one to be seeked! Then my niece came running toward me looking for a place to hide, and we decided to run together and find another spot, when hallelujah! We were found! I won't pee my pants after all!