Festy Cheerleader?...I'll Take a Raincheck

Some people in my store should wear cheerleading outfits as their uniform. Why you ask? Because their enthusiasm for the company can get a little on the annoying side. Sure they look all cute and their actions can be admirable but after awhile all you want to do is like *slap *slap Get a hold of yourself people! Honestly, I’m really surprised we don’t have some sort of cheer we have to say before we start our shift each day. And since I know that people I work with read this, they will probably mention that idea to management, and the next thing you know is I’ll be looking like a dumb ass doing the Festy cheer just like the rest of them. One person in particular, who is a few years younger than me, strives to be the owner of the whole company someday. Wow. Everyday he is so uppity and full of Festy life, I’m like how the hell can you go about every single work day like that. It seems tiring. I am actually getting tired by thinking about it. Now this kid is what I call the Festy cheerleader, or to make him happier, how about the Festy mascot? He’s probably everything a manager would hope for in an employee, maybe I can learn a thing or two from him...wait... *slap *slap...ok, I’m back to reality now, and I’ll take a raincheck on that idea.