You Don’t Want a Drooling Rabbit?

I've heard some strange things from customers in my life, but this one sure take the cake. Here is the actual conversation that she had with me. "Why do you sell hedge balls if humans aren't supposed to eat them? I think that's weird. I've never been in here before, I work for Cub, but I'm on medical leave. My mom doesn't know I'm on medical leave though, but she pays my mortgage for me. I just stopped in here for carrots for my rabbit. She needs moisture in the morning. I have to put the rabbit in her bedroom when I cook though because she thinks I'm going to cook her. She just hops all around very frantically. I don't want to give it a lobotomy though because I don't want a drooling rabbit. Well, enough of my crazy talk, I should be going." You're damn right enough of your crazy talk! This woman needs to be in the nut house. She definitely wins the strangest customer EVER award!