Please Don't Pimp Out Your Minivan

Can someone please explain to me why a person thinks it's necessary to put pimped out rims on a maroon 1991 GMC Safari minivan? Seriously, you look like a jackass. The sad thing is that morons have been doing this for years. You always see a Geo metro with a big frickin spoiler on it too. What a waste of money. Maybe you should take all that money you spend pimping out your piece of shit and buy something a little nicer. But, we all know that you won't because somewhere along the line your common sense ran away. Having a piece of shit car with a few pimped out accessories does not make it, or you, the next best thing since sliced bread. And driving like an idiot who confuses suburban streets as the racetracks on Nascar, puts the icing on the cake. Squealing your tires and putting the pedal to the metal right after you stop at a stop sign does not prove anything except that you will probably get into a car accident or lose your license sometime in your life. So, can you all please stop pimping out your minivans and other vehicles that are starting to fall apart, because seriously, I'm getting sick of looking at them.