The Girl With No Boobs

Most of the time, I like the fact that my boobs are small. They don't bounce up and down and I can even get away with not wearing a bra at all. However, I wish they were a tad bigger when it comes to shirts and dresses. Every time I try on a dress, it is ALWAYS big in the boob area. Do designers just assume that everyone has fake boobs these days? I cannot be the only one with a smaller chest. I have to pin some of my shirts in the back to make them look how they are supposed to. I don't want to walk around in a tank top that is baggy in the chest area. I'm guessing that's not an attractive style trend. I'm rather annoyed today because I picked up my bridesmaid dress for my friends wedding that I'm in in a couple of weeks. I call this the "business in the front, party in the back" dress. I would just call it the mullet dress, but the thing is damn sexy and calling it a mullet makes it seem fugly. Anyways, the thing is hot, fits me perfectly, EXCEPT in the chest area. What a frickin surprise. I don't want to spend a ton of money getting the thing altered so I'm going to go get heavily padded, stick-on inserts for it. So, for that day, I will look a bit bustier than normal. I'm so used to being the girl with no boobs that it will feel strange to actually fill out the chest area in a dress. Now onto the cleavage situation...hmm...