I'd Be Better Off Dead

The guy on Man vs. Wild is f***ing insane. I know he's trying to teach us how to survive in certain situations, but really, let's be honest. How many people that actually tune in to that show will ever put themselves in such extreme situations? For instance, will I ever be traveling in the middle of the desert alone? Highly unlikely. If I get hungry while out in the desert, will I come across a dead camel and proceed to skin the poor thing just to use it as a blanket for myself? I think not. Will I then start to cut away at it's stomach just to take out the grass that had yet to be digested and wring the water out of it so it drips into my mouth? Umm, no thanks. Then, would I think to hollow out the camel so I can crawl inside of it and shelter myself from a sand storm? Let the sand just kill me then, seriously. Mr. Man vs. Wild, I would let the Wild win because all that is just f***ing disgusting. If I'm that desperate to survive, I'd be better of dead anyways.