You Deserve a Cookie, Or a Slap in the Face

The signs are pretty obvious when you should just leave me alone. When I'm irritable, crabby, and you just saw me take a couple of midol, that should be a clear indication that now would be one of those times. But, for some reason, you think that my mood is hilarious during this time of the month. Glad to know my bitchiness is humorous to you, I'll be sure to remember that in the future. You get a kick out of teasing me because you find my reactions cute. Well, I think you are f***ing crazy. How can a pms-ing woman who literally wants to yell at everyone because the whole world is annoying her, be cute? I don't think I'm funny or cute during this time and if I had the choice I would choose not to be around myself at all, and spare my own self from my bitchy attitude. So you, my lovely, but f***ing insane fiance, deserve a cookie for your kindness, or a slap in the face. You decide. :P