My Underwear Problem

I kept picking the underwear out of my butt all day at work yesterday. Do any of you girls have underwear that you just shouldn't be wearing to work? Well, I knew that it would be creepin' up my butt all day, yet I still wore them. Why? Because they are cute. They are the boy short kind, making your butt look all cheeky. I probably shouldn't even be wearing those kind. They don't call me Shaniqua for nothing. It's pretty ridiculous. Anyways, at work I'm constantly on my feet, walking around all day, which makes the matter worse. It's not like I can keep my butt from moving just so my underwear stays in place! I just hope no one saw me. I have people literally up in my grill all day long, I'm surprised I could even sneak the motion in at all.