Peace, love, & I’m going to f***ing kill you?!

Why can't we just get along? Peace and love people! AHHHH! Who is shooting me? That mother f***er! Then I stand in one place and shoot my gun all around me like a f***ing maniac! Diiiiieeee people!!! Wait, what the hell is wrong with me? This was the first time playing Call of Duty or COD, as the nerdy gamers say. I usually hate video games that involve guns and/or killing things. I'm a lover, not a fighter! But, apparently I get a little feisty and competitive while playing these sorts of games. The controls are just ridiculous though. One knob is to walk, the other is to look around, and another is to shoot. Way to confusing for me. I couldn’t even seek out a person to shoot. They literally had to be right in front of me or shooting at me in order for me to notice them. The developers need to make a dumbass mode or something for when people like me, who have no concept of the controls, are forced into playing. I do think that the controls for this game are easier than the ones for Halo, but I’ve only played that a few times in some moments of weakness. I think I will continue to opt out of playing such violent games in the future, I don’t want my tourettes like competitiveness to get the best of me! Peace, love, and I’m going to f***ing kill you, don’t belong in the same sentence!