I live with a Sasquatch...

My roommate comes out of his room with his hairy bare chest with just a dainty little vest over it. I wanted to barf. Or die. I was sitting on the couch which directly faces the door to his room, so I couldn't just pretend that I didn't see him! He was standing there looking at me and started to have a conversation. I tried as hard as I could to ignore him because there was no way I could look at him for a long period of time. I might have gone blind. He is the most hairy person I have ever seen in my life. Picture the amount of hair that a sasquatch has and it nearly resembles my roommate. He even has a back full of hair. I'm not talking about a few strands. I mean thick, 2 inches long hair all over. Imagine running your fingers through that shit. *Cringe*